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Harris Horatius is a wushu taolu athlete from Indonesia. He is a two-time world wushu champion, and gold medalist at the Asian Games and SEA Games.
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Rostrevor is a village and townland in County Down, Northern Ireland. It lies at the foot of Slieve Martin on the coast of Carlingford Lough, near Warrenpoint. The Kilbroney River flows through the village and Rostrevor Forest is nearby. 7.5 miles (12 km) south-east of Newry, the village is within the Newry, Mourne and Down local government district.
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