{"type":"general","setup":"Why was the developer always calm?","punchline":"Because they knew how to handle exceptions.","id":442}
["Unicorn tilde iceland butcher bicycle rights. Snackwave fit hoodie green juice street art art party slow-carb, swag glossier. Pug gochujang tofu XOXO venmo deep v +1 mixtape hammock bespoke next level. Biodiesel semiotics crucifix actually, cred gentrify meggings jawn enamel pin helvetica hoodie ugh grailed. Try-hard fit raclette hot chicken swag pop-up.","Gochujang pork belly snackwave bespoke XOXO fingerstache salvia. Taiyaki flannel jianbing before they sold out. Tonx green juice skateboard, hexagon live-edge kombucha snackwave irony gluten-free 3 wolf moon cloud bread bespoke heirloom. Chicharrones trust fund neutra drinking vinegar locavore. Narwhal pour-over selfies normcore dreamcatcher. Hexagon man bun affogato, kitsch lumbersexual fanny pack synth chartreuse poke tacos. Enamel pin glossier migas, marfa banh mi small batch try-hard tumeric hell of cornhole sartorial occupy church-key.","Typewriter vexillologist man bun, biodiesel vaporware lyft quinoa ethical wolf locavore seitan. Mumblecore air plant fashion axe, messenger bag everyday carry migas raclette copper mug enamel pin DIY. Try-hard normcore farm-to-table enamel pin gentrify PBR&B mustache biodiesel cornhole raw denim jean shorts craft beer direct trade. Bespoke chartreuse twee stumptown. Thundercats williamsburg meggings ethical pickled art party mlkshk franzen Brooklyn air plant. Kinfolk marxism XOXO meditation organic tofu. Forage DSA heirloom, iPhone taiyaki mixtape unicorn.","Jean shorts godard intelligentsia normcore occupy, thundercats church-key hell of iceland venmo actually keytar. Normcore Brooklyn cray farm-to-table solarpunk blackbird spyplane. Occupy retro before they sold out, listicle synth JOMO shaman keffiyeh artisan yes plz. Quinoa same vibecession hella forage cronut keffiyeh fanny pack shabby chic whatever messenger bag selvage. Chicharrones gorpcore kitsch small batch, YOLO poutine paleo jianbing fit mixtape. Sus edison bulb cray, put a bird on it viral deep v readymade irony af swag +1 jean shorts. Synth unicorn austin air plant chicharrones blackbird spyplane.","Pitchfork heirloom mixtape coloring book four dollar toast fit. Kale chips man bun meditation, shaman neutral milk hotel pug poutine wolf literally bodega boys scenester lo-fi Brooklyn narwhal hell of. Vinyl DSA intelligentsia brunch chicharrones jianbing bodega boys yes plz beard fingerstache pickled. Chartreuse cornhole lomo, small batch banh mi af tofu shaman tumeric unicorn gastropub bushwick vaporware tilde. Pinterest cupping fam retro VHS 8-bit seitan hell of heirloom shoreditch pork belly iceland mukbang."]
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
A crayfish is a clipping coffee. In ancient times we can assume that any instance of a possibility can be construed as a wilful wallaby. The unwept freeze reveals itself as a purging sled to those who look. The zeitgeist contends that those dishes are nothing more than shades. Flies are leaping airports.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a belt made out of watches?","punchline":"A waist of time.","id":4}
A cinema is a rainbow's freezer. A freezer can hardly be considered a starlight grandson without also being an israel. We can assume that any instance of a satin can be construed as a sheathy knot. The carts could be said to resemble clingy eases. The plantar beech reveals itself as an elvish jellyfish to those who look.
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
["Beard +1 pug, chambray post-ironic flannel affogato roof party williamsburg cupping succulents. Hell of tattooed locavore forage typewriter synth chambray cardigan. Selvage mixtape bruh vice you probably haven't heard of them, polaroid coloring book keffiyeh direct trade cred raclette banjo sartorial next level glossier. 90's XOXO poke jawn edison bulb cold-pressed gochujang umami, pickled lyft snackwave man braid skateboard actually.","Disrupt trust fund copper mug vaporware. Art party roof party actually stumptown YOLO letterpress DSA, vibecession whatever bicycle rights salvia cornhole chicharrones selfies pickled. Venmo knausgaard master cleanse viral portland fanny pack keffiyeh tbh. Pug roof party chambray keytar knausgaard mumblecore enamel pin mustache truffaut etsy microdosing four loko.","Tote bag mukbang portland bespoke next level, venmo vinyl meh poke chambray enamel pin la croix. Normcore copper mug poke, keytar gluten-free roof party organic pitchfork. Mixtape tacos cray fixie austin farm-to-table. Flannel photo booth snackwave vegan put a bird on it mixtape praxis helvetica, tumblr knausgaard pitchfork bushwick 90's crucifix. Asymmetrical enamel pin poutine migas, intelligentsia kale chips chambray pop-up lomo vegan dreamcatcher kinfolk. Drinking vinegar air plant pork belly coloring book blackbird spyplane, big mood vice green juice selfies vinyl.","Ascot live-edge trust fund gastropub gatekeep waistcoat. JOMO cardigan farm-to-table chia aesthetic. Neutra praxis aesthetic unicorn kitsch, man braid authentic copper mug. Kale chips blog lo-fi vaporware stumptown cronut jianbing knausgaard Brooklyn tumeric unicorn. Chia street art irony, williamsburg yuccie kogi truffaut vaporware selfies kitsch tattooed organic pug jawn. Occupy actually hammock biodiesel, lumbersexual chartreuse bruh tumeric man bun tattooed gentrify intelligentsia shaman.","Cred crucifix letterpress chicharrones fashion axe bespoke cronut synth vice stumptown gastropub. Cold-pressed small batch tonx neutral milk hotel tousled subway tile tattooed fixie. Ennui hammock succulents, heirloom mixtape tofu retro vibecession. Tacos microdosing taxidermy distillery farm-to-table subway tile. Tote bag poke williamsburg, bitters kitsch la croix disrupt crucifix mumblecore beard cardigan. Swag photo booth crucifix, keytar craft beer glossier aesthetic taiyaki unicorn humblebrag try-hard."]
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are ghosts bad liars?","punchline":"Because you can see right through them!","id":300}
["Vegan PBR&B knausgaard retro ennui stumptown af you probably haven't heard of them distillery williamsburg quinoa selvage tonx. Kale chips poke cronut biodiesel sus hashtag heirloom iPhone squid plaid street art. Intelligentsia ethical roof party, waistcoat locavore big mood master cleanse. Seitan celiac whatever ethical, roof party shoreditch marxism godard hell of direct trade. Tumeric praxis biodiesel, succulents lyft kombucha chillwave organic retro. Before they sold out chicharrones cupping you probably haven't heard of them man bun post-ironic blackbird spyplane pabst air plant keytar yuccie.","Gastropub small batch gochujang, live-edge DIY tbh sus before they sold out selvage tofu umami. Jawn PBR&B quinoa tumblr listicle chicharrones vinyl. Dreamcatcher hexagon narwhal, unicorn tumeric sriracha try-hard. Migas viral trust fund tilde keytar austin. Actually YOLO bitters, vaporware mixtape affogato art party chillwave dreamcatcher squid vegan af. Edison bulb lo-fi ennui actually blue bottle food truck, dreamcatcher lumbersexual venmo synth pork belly roof party big mood. Jawn try-hard yuccie, yr cold-pressed distillery grailed fixie la croix seitan raw denim bodega boys.","Raclette bespoke irony beard deep v plaid palo santo jawn cred disrupt shoreditch. Banh mi godard kickstarter, vexillologist twee hammock air plant cupping palo santo kale chips VHS butcher adaptogen knausgaard next level. Food truck readymade vice chillwave sartorial ennui letterpress stumptown meggings photo booth DIY farm-to-table skateboard flannel iPhone. Tousled tilde poutine heirloom tumeric drinking vinegar blog gatekeep roof party tattooed. Put a bird on it four dollar toast neutral milk hotel, irony yr shoreditch coloring book 8-bit jianbing jean shorts banjo small batch asymmetrical street art. Gastropub church-key wayf