{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"While many cats enjoy milk, it will give some cats diarrhea.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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